incorrectthesongofachillesquotes:

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

astrogasm:

Im Laufe der Zeit, das Messer geht in tiefer, kann ich immer noch nicht scheinen, um alles zu überwinden. Das ist nicht so, wie es hätte sein sollen, und so hätten wir nie sein sollen so. Es ist, was ist, und es saugt. Ich kann nicht darüber besser machen.

paranormal-actiddies:

owlmylove:

owlmylove:

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of posting this

OP died and respawned before they posted this

waynekyle:

[…] They’ve yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can’t do.

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adeptus-sororitas-official:

bustnuttington:

bustnuttington:

same energy

I forgot about this one too

the four horsemen

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mackincaid:

“Here are three elements we often see in town names: If a town ends in “-by”, it was originally a farmstead or a small village where some of the Viking invaders settled. The first part of the name sometimes referred to the person who owned the farm - Grimsby was “Grim’s village”. Derby was “a village where deer were found”. The word “by” still means “town” in Danish. If a town ends in “-ing”, it tells us about the people who lived there. Reading means “The people of Reada”, in other words “Reada’s family or tribe”. We don’t know who Reada was, but his name means “red one”, so he probably had red hair. If a town ends in “-caster” or “-chester”, it was originally a Roman fort or town. The word comes from a Latin words “castra”, meaning a camp or fortification. The first part of the name is usually the name of the locality where the fort was built. So Lancaster, for example, is “the Roman fort on the River Lune”.”

— A Little Book of Language by David Crystal, page 173. (via linguaphilioist)

adrenaline:

Unknow source

audrey-hepbae:

catchymemes:

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

(Source: catchymemes)

What a shitty photo that makes me feel such happy thoughts.

(Source: deathdrome)

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prollyright:

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

pissbong:

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

(Source: imransuleiman)

3frraa:

scary how fast someone can mean so much to you